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Yesterday my iron broke so I ironed my work shirts with my hair straightener #lifehack

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Dear Disney, you've made plenty of princesses who can sing, now I think it's time for a princess who can rap.

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That moment when you stretch and your inner pornstar moan comes out.

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I don't judge people by their race, religion, etc. I judge them by the movies they like.

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When you find your first grey hair ...

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My biggest talent is accurately sorting people into their Harry Potter house. #potterhead

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So I heard you like bad girls... Well, I don't mean to brag, but I'm bad at absolutely everything.

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Life is not a fairy tale... If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

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The doctor said I needed glasses.. I assume he meant glasses of alcohol because I feel so much better now

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Behold! All the fucks I give today!

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"I want to learn one phrase in every language. "I know what you're saying about me and I don't appreciate it.""

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Anna from Frozen is the reality of me waking up every morning.

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Today half of my friends' kids had their first day of school and here I am just having a relaxing evening with all my disposable income.

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I get really offended when someone insults my favorite fictional character. #literarture #quotes

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I'm still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot. #lol

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Cinderella never asked for a prince to save her. She just wanted a night off to look cute and party!

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Can't dance? Spell your name in the air with your bum. Boom! Next problem.

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  • Crystal Frazier

    This is hilarious, get the whole family to do it!! seriously hilarious!!