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"I want to learn one phrase in every language. "I know what you're saying about me and I don't appreciate it.""

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Anna from Frozen is the reality of me waking up every morning.

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Welcome to the season of pumpkin spice everything blowing up your newsfeed. #fall

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Today half of my friends' kids had their first day of school and here I am just having a relaxing evening with all my disposable income.

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I get really offended when someone insults my favorite fictional character. #literarture #quotes

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I'm still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot. #lol

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Cinderella never asked for a prince to save her. She just wanted a night off to look cute and party!

*cringes all around*

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Eating my ice cream sandwich before my macaroni because I'm an adult.

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Can't dance? Spell your name in the air with your bum. Boom! Next problem.

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  • Crystal Frazier

    This is hilarious, get the whole family to do it!! seriously hilarious!!

I laid out my yoga mat to start working out, but I ended up taking a nap on it. Story of my life. #fitnessfail

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I get a runner's high on the way to the refrigerator. #lol

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There is nothing that cannot be improved by either cheese or chocolate. #truth

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Since it's difficult to infer tone online, you should assume mine is always sarcastic and bitchy. #lol

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I'm overwhelmed by the amount of TV I have to watch on my DVR. #lol

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. #lol

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"My version of flirting is looking at someone attractive multiple times while hoping they are more brave than I am" #dating

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I never see the glass as half empty, as I drink straight from the bottle. #lol

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I always liked the idea of being in charge of my future... until it actually started happening! #lol

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