Funny confessions, thoughts and quotes found on Whisper
Today half of my friends' kids had their first day of school and here I am just having a relaxing evening with all my disposable income.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
I laid out my yoga mat to start working out, but I ended up taking a nap on it. Story of my life. #fitnessfail
12 Awful Vacation Stories That Will Make You Want To Stay Home
Since it's difficult to infer tone online, you should assume mine is always sarcastic and bitchy. #lol
"My version of flirting is looking at someone attractive multiple times while hoping they are more brave than I am" #dating
I always liked the idea of being in charge of my future... until it actually started happening! #lol