Funny confessions, thoughts and quotes found on Whisper
Dear Disney, you've made plenty of princesses who can sing, now I think it's time for a princess who can rap.
So I heard you like bad girls... Well, I don't mean to brag, but I'm bad at absolutely everything.
If you ever feel unworthy, just remember that even internet explorer hasn't given up on itself yet. #lol
"I want to learn one phrase in every language. "I know what you're saying about me and I don't appreciate it.""
Today half of my friends' kids had their first day of school and here I am just having a relaxing evening with all my disposable income.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
I laid out my yoga mat to start working out, but I ended up taking a nap on it. Story of my life. #fitnessfail